xenrey's strawpage

Hey. [G: Hey.] I KNEW this was gonna happen. [G: What? What do you mean, you knew this was gonna happen?] I'm TELLING you- look, i'm... I like everything, i'm a great cool. I feel a good, but you make me angry! [G: Why, because I don't have my fucking passport? Is that what this-] No! You remember...? The first time we met... you walk in, i'm on my shift and you come in, and you got a dick slip in your H.E.V. suit. And I tried- I tried to stop you- [G: What?] I tried to tell you! I was stoping you, I was going 'hey, yo dick out.' but you didn't-... I was tryna be nice, and then you were talkin' to my friend, J-Jefferemm and you're telling him like 'awwww I don't have my passport BLEUH, MNEEUGH' but- and he was so upset, he has anger issues, I was gonna protect you from him, we were- I was gonna be NICE to you. Remember that? [G: Yeah, and then you contradicted yourself almost immediately, I didn't say shit to you, you immediately started attacking me! And you just harassed me-] No! That's just my job! [G: To do what, what is your job? What is this!? Where the fuck are we!? I mean, if there's a dick-, if, y'know, someone's dick out on the job, I gotta stop em'. [G: What are you on about? What!?] You don't remember? [G: My dick has not been out all day!] No, no! Like, the first time we met. [G: Yeah, in fucki- before the test?] What test? [G: What does this have to- I don't understand, I don't-] LISTEN! I had a whole thing planned at the end of my shift, me and my friend, gonna go home, we were so close to clocking out, and then you show up, dick out, ruining shit... And we're- we were gonna go home, and play- oh I got Playstation THREE we've both got Playstation Plus, one month. And... I got Heavenly Sword, new game out. Heavenly Sword is NOT a rip-off of God of War. [G: Okay. Yeah.] Hap- uhhh-, Heavenly Sword was gonna be the new Halo for Sony. [G: What are you talking about!? What does this have to do-] And it was gonna be GREAT. There was gonna- Heavenly Sword was gonna have DLC where you could have sixty people in one server! Throwing fraaags n' shit. [G: Okay. Okay. Okay.] And you ruined that! You ruined that! And now I have to go ask everyone at my job- it's embarrassing to ask for a free month of Playstation Plus cuz' I couldn't go home and play with my friend. You know how s- How sucks that is for me? Bro!?

hi.txt

<p> heyy. im cipher aka awesome lesbian benrey. im the passport guardiann, prince of xen, ready to take high res scans of your feet. (/j) </p>

more.txt

<p> gender is a construct i escape. sometimes. any pronouns, girlflux, humanflux, non-human autistic. i like peeper puppies and garry's mod. </p>

can i see your. passport?

do you- you have credientials?

Mayonnaise, sir?

neurodivergent/minor

benrey + gman kin

artist/gmodder

bad memory problems

text_1.txt

<p> i think therefore i am- and i think about pretty women all the time. yo, hi. besides everything already listed, im a big time portal fan, hlvrai and tf2 come close as well. i got motion sickness explaining the portal lore to a friend on the school bus for an hour before. i can and will do it again. i'm also the number 1 glados apologist. TRY ME. (/lh) </p>

xenogender hoarder

closeted alterhuman

wheatley + soldier kin

multifandom traveller

text_2.txt

<p> im mogai friendly and everything! unless youre a completee soggy soaked wet blanket. or simply put an asshole. because nobody likes that. </p>

<p> internet fucked me up!! i dont bite normally though. im more shy than anything ^_^. but fool me twice and ill cry so. lol. </p>

im gonna fucking kill you

grocery_list.txt

<ul>

<li> milk </li>
<li> The G-Man from the hit game series Half-Life </li>
<li> more plushies </li>
<li> pasta sauce </li>

</ul>

gmod_workshop.txt

<h1> STUFF YOU SHOULD GET FROM THE GMOD WORKSHOP (if you have GMod) </h1>

<ul>

<li> Wowozela (aka: Black Mesa Sweet Voice) </li>
<li> Advanced Toolgun [Hotbar] </li>
<li> Advanced Bonemerge Tool </li>
<li> HL1 VOX Announcer</li>
<li> Additional VOX Lines</li>
<li>The Sit Anywhere Script</li>
<li> Custom Loadout</li>

</ul>

gmod_workshop.txt

<h1> STUFF YOU SHOULD GET FROM THE GMOD WORKSHOP (if you have GMod) </h1>

<ul>

</ul>